Funny Story

This morning I was on my way to work and pulled through the drive through at Taco Johns to get one of their amazing meat and potato breakfast burritos.  I opened my wallet to pay and I realized that someone had stolen all 4 of my card out of my wallet.  My personal debit carts, personal credit card, and the daddy of them all the church credit card.  So I’m freaking out all morning, calling the banks and credit card companies getting everything canceled.  I figured out that someone had stolen it from the fitness center while Aubrey and I were working out last night.  I called fitness one to see if they had video footage of someone stealing my credit cards and they said they had found my cards lying on the ground somewhere.

We were still convinced that someone stole them and maybe just decided to not take them because there were video cameras all around.  So the fitness center instructed me to file a police report, I did all of that and she said she was sure that they would be able to catch whoever did it.  About 20 minutes later I get a call from fitness one.  Here’s how the call went:

“Well we looked at the footage and it looks like when you pulled out your wallet to check in with your fitness card your credit cards fell out onto the ground.  While you were working out someone found them and returned them to the desk.  The cards never made it to the locker”

Man I feel like a dork,

Andy